- Reading, starting at 6. - Reading at 6, Obelix?
- Go on hunting? - Yes, that we are.
- We're going to have a wild boar for dinner. - Sure, we will!
- I will get you off. Oh! You're with tattling!
Having a good time putting over trees while I am cutting mistletoe?
One thing you hate is having the tree knocked down. You know that?
Hah! Tree? What tree?
- This tree. - Hah? Oh, that tree right there!
Uh! Well, I was that sport that I am a big mass.
Trees all over place.
- Hah! - Come on!
- Hey, the wild boar went far away.
Hah? Hey, what away?
Huh! Yellow wild boar! I won't forget about the wild boar.
There're our dinner!
Here bring aboard plenty pleasures for mighty Ceasar.
Here, come the lost species from Lavicia, for mighty Ceasar.
Very well!
Mighty Ceasar, Imortal Emperor! The warriors of our great soldiers celebrate your triumph.
Look at all you got! They are from the entire empire.
Here how we start your big show with hundreds of slaves,
all of them bowing to the glory of Ceasar.
- Caius Labius! - Oh, Ceasar.
I want to show the magnificient, something within my great sucess.
In other words, the greatest show on earth, for our Ceasar.
I have put you in charge of the entire proceeding.
And since you succeed, I'll think you join the reaches men in all Rome.
But on the other hand, if you fail,
You will be the main attraction. I'll throw you to the lion.
Your fate is in your own hand, Caius Labius! Lot of luck!
Thanks, Great Ceasar! What an honor!
Didn't you tell me that we receive presents from all our provinces?
Oh, yes, Ceasar, thousands of them, million!
- And you say all our provinces? - A lot provinces,....!
[ From everywhere? ]
[ You see yes Ceasar, yes Ceas' um everywhere! ]
[ Everywhere, nearly! ]
Everything quiet, Century? On the neighboring redwood?
All quiet, Concarion No commotions!
That's how I like it! Quiet!
Now it's our chance! We make a surprise attack on these Gauls,...
then courage comes. I will tell my men.... Hey, wait a minute!
- You do around here? - I just rise in a lack to heart.
You don't attack these horrible Gauls! You don't do it! It's too dangerous.
- You dummy! - You don't!
Look! Of all the land conquered by our glorious Ceasar,
Gaul is the most troublesome.
And all the villages in Gaul, that one is the most terrifying!
[ Now it said 49th village, there is blood thirsty savages... ]
[ named a "Monster Horrible Bruise" with no human feelings, ]
[ the wild animal. You have been warned !... ]
I call it a pretty fair hunt, Obelix!
Well, we had.... Uh! Uh! Oh!
- Oh!
- Go bring in the boars! - Yeah! sure!
Ha?
Uh!
All right! What I call a good dinner, right Obelix?
- What's wrong? - Nothing!
Felling not well?
My tonics drop, too much!
Why do it, Getafix?
Hah!
I am all right!
Obelix must be sick! There's a roast boar in front of him and he is not hungry!
Did he eat anything else past?
Uh, uh! Just 2 boars!
Oh, with Obelix, that's nothing, I'd better take a look.
- Good day, great Druid Getafix! - Good day to you, Panaceas! - Hello!
- Hey, who is that? - Ah, she's... Oh, look! There he is!
Could say to the table: Boar was his food! Now food bores him!
- Obelix, what are you doing? - I am delivering a menhir!
But you haven't got a menhir!
- Hah? There's no menhir? - No.
Acaia Panacea, come here, Child!
This is Panacea, a Chief's niece.
She's a doc-petal from her study in Catia. You remember her, Asterix?
- Oh, it's nice to see you again, oh lady! ?- Hello!
I didn't recognize you. You're just a little girl when you left!
Obelix, tomboy! We'll take care of Oblix here.
- Oh, you remember Oblix? - Oh, of course!
The one who fell into the magic potion when was a baby!
- Hello, Obelix! - Well, ah, g-g-g-g!....
So nice to see you again! Bye for now!
Uh ... I ... I am glad ... see you ... again, Panacea!
Who are you to get again?
Obelix my old pal, You are in love!
Cheese, lamb, earl!
Whether Dogmatic likes it or not,
I'm afraid you're a bad case! I have no magic potion for curing bad b-b-b!
Just between us, you're really go for Panacea.
Go, I go a man!
Why don't you go and see her, then? What's stopping you?
Oh, I couldn't do that!
- How are you, Obelix, liberal? - Well!
- You still get Panacea on your brain! - No, Ah-a!
Ah, a! She's a pretty run. Nobody can argue with that!
Yeah, she's pretty, very nice mood!
- You are go in visit her, take her own gift! - That's a good idea.
- Oh, no, Obelix! No! - Who's in that?
You're not giving her that! This is my very best mehir!
- That's not a present for a pretty girl. - No?
- No, you take her ... flowers. - Flower! That's a good idea.
And watch out, don't go bargaining any tree!
Dummy! Dummy! Oh, don't fumbling down, rubious dummy! Uh!
My trouble is, I am ... I am always shy and retiring!
You about a billy of Gaul, you're my prisoner.
Uh, you wouldn't listen. You're dumb, dummy!
She loves me? She loves me not!
She loves me?
She loves me not!
She loves me! She loves me not!
No, no, no, no! You ... I just can't do it! No way!
- All right, Panacea! - She might hear you.
Ah, Panacea, my old pally bought you a present.
Oh, how lovely!
- My favorite flowers! - Good?
- Oh, at last! -Panacea, at last, Panacea!
- So long! - Oh, Panacea, see I wish to get you! - Huh?
- Now I won't let you go away, ever! - I promise you...
- Well, now you two true love for it? - No, never!....
Didn't hear a word I said! Good to see young pretty coming back again.
Those two be getting married soon!
What's wrong with you, Obelix?
I am afraid he's in love.
With Panacea?
My poor Obelix, you have no chance with her. Drop the whole fail.
I want to talk and you laugh.
- Century, that Gaul there is the big pone crack out! - Show the cory!
- Is it a little life on? - No, Decurion!
Sure, yeah! This is my turn!
It could be his last chance.
Bambo!
Huh!
Bandit by!
- I'll get you, Gaul! - You'll get this...
What's it? What do you get?
This is Panacea's ribbon.
Something wrong here! We'd better go after them.
- Huh!
Druid Getafix, I think the Roman are after the old trick again.
Old trick again! That all the manage! shoud prepare the magic potion, jut be in case.
- Ah! - A girl, and a Gaul.
So you want to create a good impression, Decurion?
- Well, so if you succeeded,... - No, I am not! I impress you.
You're the one I'll never forget. I can promise you you'll go a long way.
Yeah!
Turn as far as output for the foreign legion!
No, no, wait! They can start it!
That's right, you can start to take these two prisoners with you.
You don't want them? I wouldn't take them on a bid.
I'm afraid Gaul will level this place to get them back.
If I free them, they will level us sooner, then.
- By Jupiter, I've got to get rid of them! - And you through....
Something is missing!
At risk, Druid Getafix!
- Look, the Roman caught Catacea. - Here we go again!
Go assemble the men!
Just right!
Command as is!
You notice, today I am not going to ask for magic potion. No! No!
Because, I've already know, if I ask for some magic potion,
once again, you'll tell me that once I fell mag right into the pot
and when I was a baby. But I don't care! You go right ahead!
Now, I am right to the rescue.
Huh! The Gaul, the Gaul! The Gaul attacking!
Huh! Oh!
Let me up front! I want to be joined that, my Roman.
- Don't worry! Let me a golden trauma!
Coop, in triple file!
In triple file! Coop!
Missionaries, present pilum!
- Present pilum!
You know, present our respect!
Hold still! Double are all the palce.
Many, many, many! You!
- Obelix, may I have the honor? - Sure! How is this?
Veni, vini, velos!
No, Gaul! I am ready to face the death marathon by defeat!
A Roman knows how to die. This noble sword.
- Take it, and save my pain of days. - Are you crazy or what?
What I am going to do is pack your ears. For the last time, where is the prisoners?
On the road to the farthest out post of the foreign legion.
Obelix, where are you going?
Here, I'm coming!
The farthest out post to the foreign legion?
- Am I dismissed? Yeah, you're dismissed!
Friends, Gaul countrymen, a whole village are complete trusting you!
We are all aware of your spurring mirage of your...
Here, it is your supply of magic potion, Asterix.
Be careful with it! You may need on your long journey.
I ask who knows what the adventures maybe waiting for you!
- That's the actual Latin. - The die cast.
We have to locate the Roman Legion Headquarter!
- We'll ask the first Roman soldier we run in. - Uh! Dogmatic!
Go and get the patrol there!
Sure, thanks!
Obelix, I didn't mean... Oh!
Too late!
- All that you have to do is stop! - Well, they are moving!
Sometimes you have to be polite, Oblix!
Sir, would you be so kind to tell us where we can find your headquarter?
- That would be third way on the left. - Thanks for telling, Sir!
Yeah, it pays if we're polite now and then.
Wait right here!
No Gauls are allowed, unless you want to join, then get in line.
- Just a minute! I just want the information. - Like I said, wait in line.
- I am in a hurry! - Then get on your way!
Better!
I don't see our Asterix's way of being polite. Is there any difference from mine?
- Information Office, if you, please? - I don't know an information for that information.
- Information, isn't it?
Anybody knew who wants the information?
Hey, hold on! Break the door, girl!
Anyone here?
Oh, here you are!
I want some information. I am looking for legionary Tragicomix. He may in join.
That information is top secret. I can tell you anything about it.
Why not?
Because it doesn't concern a punic agonist like you!
For the last time, are you going to tell me, where Tragicomix is?
Get Mar..., Govium's marching order, quick!
- Mar... marching oder! - Thank you very much.
That's all I want. You see, it pays to be polite!
- Obelix! Obelix! - I am coming!
Hold it there! Get in line! coming back arrest!
Hey, Asterix! That Roman that you're till polite still just now is now is being very polite to me.
- Do you think I can be extra polite with him? - Sure, you can.
I just lift your head a tiny bit, and I show you how polite I can be.
Tragicomix and Panacea, all to Afica.
So, I'll have chance to get there, and join the Roman legion, in fact.
- See why I've said that? - Roman, Latin, it's all gifts to me!
That's the gift!
Well, hey!
Now, that here we are, all together young volunteers just exciting to get into battle.
Welcome, ours are humble instructors do your favorite your good pall
What a splendid idea to come and join our honored Roman!
Now, if you come this way, gentlemen, right in here,
right now, give your name to the highest privilege who settle you in to the record. Isn't that right?
- What did he say? - Doesn't matter! We are in a hurry!
Go on, tell us right what you're called.
To get rid unemployment tax, I am from Londinium.
Who is next?
I am Mididia Peteri Gonzales. Hey, how is that chibouk?
Just put a label, we'll be here all day. At last, with this league we have 2 Gauls.
Ah, Asterix and Obelix! Now, bring your hammer, or waiting time.
For winnus vegas you may put mucho rich ...
Medi, we are in the army now. - Quiet!
No jokes, you are in the army now!
- Do you know what I just said? - While, as I known in double?
Now I make you soldiers.
- You want extra be polite to this soldier? - Not yet, hold on!
Quiet!
- What did he say? - What he say? - What did he say?
- I think that man wants to know what you said.
- I said "quiet"! - What did he say?
- Kill you, IET! - Quiet!
Oh, what a talk! Calm down as where would I've got all mixed up! The first is that, what'd I said!
- I maybe get a good question. - What?
- Decus, how much a legionary get today? - One sesterce.
Uh, one murphy, not patty, but two!
No, One! Two! One! Two! One! Two!....
Bunga ci, bunga ci, .... Viva viva vivai, pana...
Roman, how long does this go on? What about the training?
Hey, what was that?
Coo-coo! Ropra! Roop!
La Sopa! Sopa!
It's a good idea! I start to feel left inside.
Well, now that I think I am feeling happy, too.
Well, the Decurion Dubius, stay here!
Is that how you snap your foot in the cage?
What does the Decurion worrying about? Feels that bad?
Hey, you know what? I think he's in love! - Yeah!
In Love
Hey, Asterix, they're going to give us roast boar?
You know, the stronger the army the worse the food is.
They're on purpose keep the troop in the fighting mood.
The Roman army get to be the strongest in the whole world!
Hey, just for the rice did you putting in it?
It's the menu for legionaries: oat milk, cheese rice, fat, all cook together, to save time.
- This all what we get? - No!
On Sunday, you get double portion.
Cicali gets mad at discussing, problem!
Lindic, oh! Marvelous! Wonderful!
- Hey, you're the one who does the cooking around here? - Yes, why?
Why? It's garbage!
- Well, you two faster eaters would like to order your favorite disks? - Sure!
- What? - Wild boar what I would like. - Oh, I see your pallet is refined.
You got the most delicate taste.
Here you are! I can see you understand the cooking.
Get out of my kitchen, or I'll throw you two in the soup pot.
- Hey, Asterix, you think maybe I can be polite to him? - Old time as seem, you haven't get a choice.
Now just try not to move your head.
Now listen, cookie! Anytime we don't like the gird we get to eat, we come back and see you!
- Super Sopius, I take the hardest. - Huh? Huh? Huh?
- You have right! - Quick, go get some wild boar,
and parches some salmon, and stick the a-cream, like they have in Gaul.
- Oh, I'll do it! - Well, before you leave, turn the pot down on the simmer.
You are being assigned to the First legion,
Third Cohort, Second Maniple, First Century
You are to show that when you report to your superior.
Hey, you, the little sport, report!
- Asterix, Gaul. - And I am Obelix. What's your name?
Decurion Dubius stays in the first legion, third cohort, ... ouch!
Gaul, step, ... mine crack! Quiet!
Now, training with the pilum. You try and hit that part over there!
Legionary Obelix, come and try!
Oh!
Enjoy military passage! Take time to roast wild boar.
Now I teach you how to use gladius.
- Because you're new, these weapon here are made out of wood.
- Right! Let's go. Let's go!
Defend yourself!
You could, only a wooden sword?
I'll do what he said. We can't waist a lot of time on this nonsense!
- Defend yourself! - As you say!
As a curia, I don't need my soup. It destroys the savage taste.
Uh!
Legionary, now your training is over.
We'll be leaving tomorrow morning for Massilia, where our ships is waiting to take us to our...
- And it's about time. - I must pack my baggage.
I hope they don't leave the cook behind.
You souls are wthin the army, and soon all of you will do the battle as Romans.
- As Roman? - Yes, Roman. - Oh, Ro... Roman, ha, ha, ha!....
Hi Paul, I am going to sleep. We start marching at 5 o'clock in the morning.
Marches function barbarians! I'm the funny now, isn't it?
One, two! One, two! Always to the glory of Rome!
We'll see how many of you can keep up with me.
He, the Ducurion Dubus Slatid to gallop long road ahead of you!
By the Druid beard, look at those tribe by!
A little potion is now caring the whole course.
Tonight we camping here. Oh!
At this rate we will meet Massilia in 4 days.
and Venice above the Africa.
- You think it's going to be easy to find them? - Sure, it will!
And now we see Massilia meets fishing village.
Uh, three. Three.
No more! That's it! Oh, I don't want to walk anymore. I don't want to go home, though, well.
Toss in your stuff and take rowing location, two by two.
- Should we ship together? - With a big run!
Ready on the bridge. Step off!
It's me, Sancatos!
So long, as a pleasure!
Decurion, down this ribbon!
Greeting Centurian, our list officer, your servant.
Get to work you Gaul!
Waitress, I am thirsty! Hey, one more beer, waitress!
- It is the wind that down into a barrican. - Correct! When wind blows in here, nothing can resist!
And the wind is all it is about here.
- No! - Not bad at all your new little waitress!
- She's a Gaul girl. - A girl from Gaul.
Ah, you said! Ta - ta - ta - ta - ta - ta - ta....
- Baby,she loves you having placentia! - Gossip in her Latina!
Put your hand off me! Help! Let me go!
Let me go!
- Panacea, over here! - Stop! stop!
Hold it! Hold it!
Where they headed, there is only sand and sun.
The desert is their doomed.
Here, two reserves. Here we are! Here we are!
You'll be the safest. You have done very well.
Now port the reserves from the back gate, have to reinforce it,
the wind is rising!
Up!
My helmet!
Is this the place? It's all Romans.
Don't hit them, Obelix. We're now their friends.
- But the Roman, they're our friends? - That's right, for now, we like Romans.
So, now we are friends, of enemy!
- You might explain me that! - No time to explain! Let's give him a hand!
And now, nobody; I mean nobody can get out.
I say those are out in the desert are done for.
- Are those? What are those? - A man and a girl, Gauls, both of them, alone in the desert!
- They're Comison, Panacea! - Are you quitting? - You bet!
Well, no need to stay here now!
- Are we still friend? - No, now we're enemy.
- Not weight Romans? - That's over now, you can free at it.
- Uh! - Come one now, open it!
I was much more than cozy when you ask me!
[ That Venice caravan takes a detour. ]
The very lucky thing for you that we carry luck, we'll take you all the way to the Zea.
- Why have you tied us up? - As those you want for love to semble.
That mean cabot.
- Who are you, merchants? - Yes, merchants. You could say!
These merchants, will do such a very good price to the Roman,...
collect those items, a masked purse.
Wait for sales come and see the best selection.
All guarantee Viking price on the field in such a condition.
You explain, what bottom price for such a claim, full warranty for 6 months, all these consistence.
- In good condition, huh? - Like spend 10 years on them, or buy old lady, I'll throw with permission.
That's not what I need! I need good solid macho muscle.
for circuit Maximus.
Hasan Danwat, I thought you sold that merchandise.
Yeah, deal it from Africa Caius, but originally from Gaul.
Well, the girl is of no interest,
but the guy, he gets a build on him. Let's serious!
- I say you the word, says 3 thousands. - Oh, 3 thousands - outrageous!
- Only with merchant there, you getting, they're wholly out are Gauls, Armoricas.
Armorica! No, no, son!
I am wondering isn't your standing a wider as it's allowed, huh, son?
Imagine with the free-tax in Rome, which say, why you behind business?
With old friends, why should I yield 2 thousands. Now friend, we agree?
Honestly friend, naturally you have an import license to go with them?
- They should custom authority, once. - Oh, oh, brother, let us see! One, this it is thousand, you can see thing up.
Slave trader's license, my brother, I trusted, that it is today 50 caislaviers.
One other thing, with the situation on your income tax!
Oh, it to be able to return very few in tax, then, as a token of my undying gratitude, I esteem all no but Romans.
Oh, no, I couldn't wear, if you insist, I don't want to disappoint you!
Let's go roll the merchandise, go ahead! ha, ha, ha!
- Can all we come to term just takes eleven on those sides. - Uh!
Look over there!
Oh, caravan!
Desert becomes more crowded everyday!
- Where are you from? - From Gaul.
- Oh, you, too! - What do you mean us too?
We just sold a ... a company, a couple from Gaul, all the way to the Zea.
- I would you take as? - You bet your life!
- A deal, I think, is we can out of cash! - Oh, of course, sweety!
Oh, no, no, no! Your purchase are paid the chipping junks.
- Chip them on! - yeah!
- Asterix, are these our friends? - No, I wouldn't say that! - Good!
Ye ... ah, enough! Go! Go!
Hey, Asterix, where do we go now? There was not Rome anymore!
- To Rome. - Rome?
Yeah, that has to be the return to coming tendency of all displays.
Well, Caius Salius, how is more triumph progressing?
The colosseum will be ready, Ceasar!
- And the big show? - Oh, oh! Such a show! We finish 10 thousands just....
to ensure about to give them the chariots races with the mightiest strike that will thrill the crowd.
And comes the ancient of the gladiator.
Oh, Great Ceasar, if you will as you meant, you can't find anymore...
colossuses strong in their life as fast as a legend....
Then, Ceasar, ... right before you, the slaves.
- As you conquer, representing the very jewel sees the crowd!
- No exception? - No, none, Ceasar!
Even the endorable Gaul, guarantee, though!
Panty Gaul, will bow about it, on a fabulous sect!
- Never! - Hey, that's no way to talk,
as Ceasar pay no attention! - No, as the son of the double cheek, I'm not enslaved!
- Outrageous, your young Gaul! - Will you shut up? - No, Caius!
Well, ha, ha! He's quite right! I am so, Ceasar, here...
treat in a way that worthier him. Throw him into a cell, alone!
- No, we're not going to be separated! - A girl, at Ceasar! Oh, excuse, my Ceasar!
- I'd rather die! - Die? Is that is what you like, nothing could be simpler?
Imprison her and the man in the Collosseum, May get some of the lions.!
Amazing of being appetized, huh, my big cat?
- Hey, Is this it, Rome? - Yes, it is it. We made it!
- Where are we going to eat? - First, we have to find the slaver.
- Hi, friend, then watch! Are you used to sell slaves from Africa? - Yes, once own two.
Then who do you sell that pair of Gaul to?
You want information? that caught your luck, ha, ha, ha!
- Obelix! - Huh?
Oh, Only 500! Oh, at 100!
- Oh, No charge this time. - Would you like it once more?
No, no! His name is Caius Slabius, so lash, lash. little guy, and you can't miss him.
He always wear red, his toga is white. He usu... usually at the best.
My chip life to the head better than wearing white, to the pleasure.
Like the third, it said, you can always come to turn, just to take a little effort.
Noble citizens!
- If you like to enter in! - Is he a friend? - Yes, Obelix, do as he want!
He's out get my join. Oh, we don't care the coat.
- Not this way, you little squirt! - How come you talk to him like that?
- Does anybody ask you, fatto? - Hey, Asterix, I am not supposed he's a friend?
- Who? I am afraid not! - Good!
Anyway, there's none told us around as far as I see to this, no point the things here!
My nervous, that fellow dear, perfect candidate for the lion encore!
- Who is that? - Wait a second, I want to cool off.
Watch this, Asterix. I'm going to dive.
I want that man. He mustn't get away!
- There is no more water in the pool. - By the Druid, Obelix! You're looking at your stuff!
All right! All right! I 'll be in a hurry! I'll be in a hurry!
- Get me those pool guys! - The puny one?
- I have to want him! He's the giant's trainer.
Come on, little doggy, come one! Uh, and how is my little Dogmatic today, huh?
We have to locate see Sabius! It's our only chance to find him.
- Come one, let's go! - And what he is as good as a doggy, huh?
No, doggy worries about, It won't belong!
Get him over, Mr. Obelix, we waist enough time in this place!
Mr Asterix, I got the right to talk to the Dogmatic if I want!
Mr. Obelix, we have waist so enough time!
Now to begin with, stop shouting! You're scaring the Dogmatic.
- Why don't you calm down? - I am calm!
So am I! Very calm!
- Oh! Do you know Caius Clavius? - Sure, you bet! Ha, ha, ha!
He's at the school for gladiators, and he'll be glad to see you! - Grab him!
Oh, my magic potion!
Asterix is always shouting at me, and I don't know why!
Oh, well! Come on, Dogmatic! Uh, uh!
Huh? Trouble is it does not always work so good.
Uh! I wonder if where Asterix went anyway!
- Huh? - Oh, this night feel kind of tire!
Asterix!
- There is nobody there no more? - No, close up now!
Oh! Asterix! Asterix!
Where are you?
- Hey, wait! - What? - Look at the other Gaul!
- Grab the guy, you take the lead! - Where do you go? - Protect our rear!
Where is Asterix?
Asterix!
Dogmatic!
Hey, wait! Where are you going?
Go back here, you dog!
- Obelix! - Asterix!
Asterix!
- Asterix! - Obelix! Obelix!
Obelix! Obelix!
Asterix!
- Asterix! - Obelix!
Obelix! Obelix! Obelix! It's me!
- Obelix! Obelix! - Where? Asterix! Asterix!
Obe! Obelix! Lucky you got me when you did!
- Here it is! - Where is it? I lost my magic potion. - I lost Dogmatix, he's gone!
- What's that? They sing in the colloseum? - Uh-huh!
She's the prisoner out of Gauls, sing the same song every night.
- She's the Gaul, you say? - Yeah.
And I'll see her in the triumphal day, they'll toss her to the lion.
- And me, without my magic potion.... - What do you say?
Is the circuit placing those to guard the commotions?
Yeah, guards are all over the place. The only one thing right inside...
are those that are condemned to death, the lion and the gladiators.
And on that gate, you see us in the show. We're going to be gladiators.
We are holding the reputation of the Caius Lobios Obtus School of Gladiators.
I need muscle men, not free madonna. All right, act!
Honest, you must hold your stick, and I just bet they are out!
And pierce the sword straight up!
The sword straight up.
Not a fudge of flowers.
- Hard to be gladious! - Now, that's a bunch of moves and not talents.... - None of us, none of us.
Not even close to what I need.
He's something! With that guy, I've got a real gladiator!
Ceasar, Oh! You're miserable!
Uh, I don't care how you get them! Just get them!
You're all the men we we got! I want those two yesterday.
You understand? Get them right now, gone!
You, too! You get on my nerve, looking that coin!
- Ah, are you Caius Slabius? - What? What? I ... Yes. No!
- Are you Caius Slabius? - Oh yes! No.
That is not exact! You know what? You might say that I was....
- We want to join in as gladiators. - Gladiator? You wants to be a gladiator?
In that case, me Caius Slabius.
Of course it's not so easy to be a gladiator; however I might fear to assisting you....
Go, make it quick! We are in a hurry!
- Hondu Opus, - Hold on, hold on! - I get two candidates here, take a look!
So, you want to be a gladiator.
I'll put you in Antevix trainer.
- He's the most ferocious trainer I ever have. - Where are those two shrinking violents?
Oh! Oh! No! No! Have pity! Have pity, not me, Caius!
Pity! I don't want to die! Oh, my goodness! No, you can't make me! I won't. I won't, no matter what!
- We will learn to be the gladiators. - Come one, show us how!
Gladiators, here are two new comers. Boy, you teach them how it does! And have good luck!
End! A.. Alike! This is where I get off.
- How about your pension? - What? My pension? Send it to my mother!
From the far plank provinces of the Empire:
Briton, Gaul, Egyption, Iberian,
freed from every country louse,
In the land of Viarena from the wild of the infer land,
Wake in the rupt in the beach\ the greatest on earth,
All rules lead to Rome and claimed all lead to Rome.
Anbelope, get me a little drop of wine in the throat of little dry!
Main attraction, all over way from Gaul...
Last of the barbarian who dares defies mighty Ceasar, our ever!
Abagram felonies, they will be thrown to the lions.
The Emperor, in its magnanimity
will out a place to defend themselves,
with their bare hands.
A must you could hear!
[ - Ceasar! ] - I know Caius.
Can the heartened Ceasar generous to a fall?
And now, the moment you are in waiting for. Here it is, the chariot ring
immortal Ceasar gives to his friends, Romans and countrymen.
Andalus, where is the driver, where is he? Mechanic, I don't know, he's late!
- Oh, how do we start the race? - There's no problem!
- What do you think? - All you need is the Gaul to drive the chariot!
Glorious death, the circus Maxima!
I'll be the driver, you scan the competition.
Head two men who drive the four horse chariot, what a lunacy that you install!
What a run!
Faster! Faster!
Chariot!...
- Oh, no! - This is the last time....
By Mercury, the guy coming any closer will feel my wedge.
That one up there, he won't let us pass.
- Hey, lets go, will you? - Anything you say!
- Are they, Ceasar? - Caius, what is this?
Get back you infer soul! Get down into arena, where you'll be along!
I warn you, Caius. You're tolled along into arena!
We are in the great chariot race, Asterix the Goal.
And now the far for his scalar for Ceasar.
The finest fabulous gladiator ever play Rome!
Gladiators, prepare at terrace of Slabius's tools of gladiatorial on martial arts!
To honor the triumph for Great Ceasar, this is your Circus Maxima!
Got a hunch, mighty Ceasar, you are going to like it.
- There are two of them, they are really extraordinary. - Albeit, Ceasar!
Those who honor bow to die to you! - Highest Julie, highest Julius!
They have a lot of school. It's only natural. But once in combat at all!
Boy, that's bold questions, and that's what you want, below, exploit!
Hey, Asterix! Just try, dear friend!
- No, he is not, Obelix. - I don't get it!
Enemy of Gauls!
They're all our enemy. But to an Africa, we're all friends.
Maybe Julie can explain I can't figure it out!
Oh, Ceasar, now we'll get the lions out. Everything going just fine!
Where's my minnow, I'd like to know where it is?
Amabas, I am Fornan Foral, vino Iberica, my focus pride is the headed news.
- When do I get it? - No!
And now, all you walk in, Roman, the moment has come, the settle by the Jupiter!
The cats are very hungry, Ceasar!
Inside the captures, all they get to eat was one yogurt a day and a piece of toast.
- Obelix, Asterix! - The magic potion will save!
The magic potion! No magic potion! Are you better to be in good condition?
Oh, you know me! I left my little dog because of this.
Here they come, the promised!
The promised! The most terrifying! The most readiness!
The most frightening animal around the earth!
Dogmatic party jagging!
Oh! My magic potion!
Oh, my good Dogmatix! Oh!
Here it's coming! Here!
Lion, lion, lion in the roll by!
You are quite right, Caius The program was exceptional! Nobody ever saw that in Rome.
- Ceasar, be kind! Won't you release these two courageous royals?
Noble Ceasar's generosity is infinite. No, well, nearly!
Go, you are free!
Hold it out! The triumph for Ceasar...
was in fact our triumph.
A triumph for bold Gauls divided in the three parts.
I address my remark to the aptera.
- Obelix! - You should have seen that.
He was magnificent, all by himself Obelix destroyed half the colloseum.
No, it was a kind of second grade colloseum anyway!
All power, all record are wisdom, and not rich, Oh Ceasar!
I would thank you for what you did.
Must be said....
Awful! A natural elegance, ha ha!